When I was in high school, Dr. Drew was the "love expert." He'd host his popular show, "Loveline," where people could call in and whine about why he or she just wasn't that into them.
Next up he resurfaced as the "health and human relations expert" on the first season of Big Brother.
I don't know what a health and human relations expert is or how you become one but he apparantly was one.
Then he emerged with his television series, "Strictly Sex with Dr. Drew," and after that the shortened titled, "Strictly Dr. Drew." Why no more sex? The mind reels...
Now he's the "drug expert" as he hosts Celebrity Rehab.
But can someone answer me this question: Why is he allowed to be the expert on everything?
He is taking over as the Dr. Phil, I-Need-To-Have-My-Hand-In-It Guy. And I'm guessing Dr. Phil is pissed.
He's everywhere. He's commenting on Brittany Spears. But so is Dr. Phil. He's on CNN to talk about Spitzer's whore. And so is Dr. Phil.
I suggest that Dr. Drew and Dr. Phil duke it out. Celebrity Dr. Death Match Style.
I think there's only room for one.
Who's with me?
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